australian-government:

john green has had enough of your shit

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas


omgwang:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back


burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 


date:

I’m addicted to wasting my time


canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me


nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog


praisefood:

kissinqmarcel:

eatinqoreos:

qryffinwhore:

uqh-ly:

redsheeran:

AW OMG

CONNOR’S CAT!

CONNORS CAT

NO CONNOR’S CAT

His cats are so adorable! 

It’s so fluffy!

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing


cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs


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