despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder


  • Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup


*boom*
  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it


wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints
pack3rs:

Every time I sit down she climbs on my shoulder

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom


invadeuranus:

meeting someone like woah and then they talk like no


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